It's no longer time to rely on affectionate recommendations and lunchboxes with sandwiches. Today, progress requires readiness, preparation and the right to self-defense. The future, as we know, is now a daily war.
Hurray! Great news for parents sending their children to an American school: a company called Wonderhoodie has put a bulletproof hoodie on sale.
The cute item of clothing seems perfect for ensuring scions relative safety from sudden revolver shots. And when everything is missing, the company provides free replacement of the dress. What more do you want? Money Back Guarantee.
I quote directly from the presentation of Wonderhoodie that is found on the online store
Our patented NIJ-IIIA panels discreetly protect the back and sides of the head. Pull the hood up when you need it, put it down when you don't need it.
3 inches (7cm and broken) of bulletproof layers fixed with velcro in the center allow a stable and secure zip closure. It won't be graphene, but his figure does it.
Military-grade full torso protection, with no additional panels to “switch in” like lower-end competitors do.
The price is 450 dollars (about 400 at the current exchange rate) and the logo is optional. You can also remove it, so as not to attract attention.
And now, the offer: “If your child is shot (God forbid) and they are wearing our bulletproof hoodie, we will send you a replacement for FREE. Just include the police report.”
Good to know. If a child is killed in the school massacre, a replacement hoodie can be obtained if nothing else. It may not be exactly like getting it back home, but it's still a lot of stuff. Or not?
