No more time to rely on loving recommendations and lunch sandwich baskets. Progress today requires readiness, preparation and the right to self-defense. The future, as we know, is now a daily war.
Hurray! Great news for parents sending their kids to an American school: a company called Wonderhoodie has put a bulletproof hoodie up for sale.
The pretty piece of clothing looks perfect for giving offspring relative safety from sudden revolver shots. And when everything is missing, the company provides for the free replacement of the dress. What more do you want? Money Back Guarantee.
I quote directly from the presentation of Wonderhoodie that is found on the online store
Our patented NIJ-IIIA panels discreetly protect the back and sides of the head. Pull the hood up when you need it, put it down when you don't need it.
3 inches (7cm and broken) of bulletproof layers fixed with velcro in the center allow a stable and secure zip closure. It won't be graphene, but his figure does it.
Full military-grade torso protection, with no additional panels to "plug in" like low-end competitors do.
The price is $ 450 (about $ 400 at current exchange rates) and the logo is optional. You can also take it off, so as not to attract attention.
And now, the offer: "If the kid is shot (God forbid) and he's wearing our bulletproof hoodie, we'll send you a replacement for FREE. Just include the police report."
Good to know. If a child is killed in the school massacre, a replacement hoodie can be obtained if nothing else. It may not be exactly like getting it back home, but it's still a lot of stuff. Or not?